a man wif a dream bigger den his parachutee.
he heard abut green bulls stunts but thought, "na, we aimin higha, we going lunar!"

so bak in teh yeer 2012 we gev dis man wengs.

teh plan was simple, jump frem teh stratosphere, bounc of teh earts atmosfere,
and slingshot all teh wey to teh moon!

well, as fleex tok dat giant leap, someting hilariously unexpected happened.

instead of "to the moon," he started zooming bak down to eart at the sped of a spit out tictac.
turns out, teh green boll boost was so powerful, it flipped him like a pancake,
senting him plummeting bak down!

dis wont happen agan!!
We ar abut senting you to teh moon

claim ur wengs